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Tim McGraw: Obama-Lovin', Anti-Gun Liberal Douche -

TAGS: tim mcgraw liberal douche gun grabber faith hill democrats progressives country music obama supporter
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 8, 2015, 9:52 pm
Tim MccGraw putting the **** in Country.

OBAMA VS ROMNEY - Giant douche VS Turd Sandwich

Liberalism -

Democrat Dealmaking -


TAGS: liberals lead such busy lives
Rating: 4.38/5

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Scramblus - October 5, 2013, 6:06 pm
I see you're still quite upset after your mutually embarrassing argument with basically a liberal version of you so I'm not mad. I'll even forget you're post didnt really relate to anything. my jimmies are unrustled.
StoneTools - October 5, 2013, 10:26 am
I see you couldn't come up with an intelligent comment, so you just spew whatever crosses your little mind, eh? (I added the "eh?" so that mooo would understand the sentence a little better)
Scramblus - October 5, 2013, 3:34 am
Considering the number of posts on this site b****ing endlessly about liberals.....pot calling the kettle black anyone?

ISIS & Liberals -

Huck wisdom -

TAGS: huck
Rating: 4.6/5

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RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:28 am
Mike called it.


NEW JERSEY - Where even the Governor looks like a mobster.

OBAMA SUCKS - And we aren't just talking about the soda!

TAGS: suck
Rating: 4.27/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:14 pm
Barry doing his impression of a mosquito. He's good at it too.

EVEN FLIES KNOW - ...where to go to find bullshit...

OF COURSE NOT - Years later, it's still Bush's fault, isn't it? Loser.


TAGS: chuck norris
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - July 23, 2017, 8:09 pm
Amazing, yeah? He defeated the Nazis three days before he was born!
Thedewd - July 23, 2017, 1:31 am
Chuck was born on Mar 10, 1940
RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:31 am
Hasn't every boy once said their father was Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris? Story was told by Chuck Norris to Jay Leno on the Tonight Show.
RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:30 am
True story. The son of Bruce Lee was fishing with Chuck Norris's son. A man came up and starting talking. Impressed by their etiquette, he asked the boys who their fathers were. One boy said,"Bruce Lee!" The other said,"Chuck Norris!" The man left annoyed
RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:28 am
Don't get it. Nothing against Chuck

thank obama -

Obama: Dhimmi-in-Chief -

thank obama -

Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Carly -

TOP 10 DEMOCRATIC PARTY SLOGANS - These Are The Principles They Live By

The Demonic Hypocrisy Of Planned Parenthood -

I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Over How Awesome I Sound At The Moment.

HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP - With every purchase of a Big Gulp, you get diabetes, heart disease, obesity, liver failure, and cancer for free!

TAGS: high fructose corn syrup hfcs
Rating: 3.43/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 12, 2015, 2:39 pm
apparently not.
Cannabal - June 12, 2015, 2:06 pm
But, but, but then those poor investment banks would've had to default on all the bad loans, mortgages, and securities they bet on for the sake of profit. Have you no heart, sir?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 12, 2015, 10:12 am
or one with no demand, business dies.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 12, 2015, 10:11 am
Wouldn't it be nice if our government decided one day that capitalism should be treated as capitalism. Let businesses live or die on their own without intervention from the government. Make a good product that has demand, you survive. Make a bad product
Cannabal - June 11, 2015, 8:24 pm
In the 20th century, the U.S. started a policy of "go big or go home" farming that focused attention on crops like corn, which is a multifarious resource, but this led to its exploitation by agribusiness companies and thus why it floods the market today.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 11, 2015, 2:38 pm
I guess the big question is why is it subsidized?
Cannabal - June 11, 2015, 11:28 am
As I said, corn is a subsidized crop, which means that agribusiness has a greater incentive to grow it, and of course, HFCS became a cheap and inexpensive ingredient to produce, especially when it was not subject to tariffs.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 10, 2015, 4:54 pm
OK, that makes sense.
OTC - June 10, 2015, 12:19 pm
I think he's talking about the higher demand_for sugar created a lower cost for HFCS as the alternative
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 10, 2015, 11:04 am
Wouldn't higher demand result in higher prices?
Cannabal - June 10, 2015, 8:48 am
Corn is a heavily subsidized crop, that's why it became so cheap to grow, manufacture, and process for a number of products, one of them being this disgusting substance. But higher demand for real sugar is the key to lowering its overall price.
calron - June 7, 2015, 2:33 pm
It's too expensive nowadays do to regulations restricting trade. In the past people even imported tea are filtered out the sugar because it was cheaper that US sugar, but that was banned.
fauxnews - May 20, 2014, 10:24 am
EmmaRoydes - May 20, 2014, 9:43 am
and after they eat the mac and cheese, they can comfortably sit on the $640 toilet seat to purge.
OTC - May 20, 2014, 12:17 am
it's gourmet, only the best for our royalty libs
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 10:49 pm
voila, entry to the 1 or 2%. He just closed on a $40 million estate in Hawaii last year as well.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 10:47 pm
Did obama start a war in the middle east? He's now worth $12.5 million and his wife is worth an additional $11.2 million. $400,000 salary, $150,000 expense account, $100,000 travel account, and $20,000 entertainment account. Add in the book sales and
fauxnews - May 19, 2014, 8:16 pm
What is it these days, mate? Last I checked they were charging the govt $100 a tray for mac and cheese in their cafeterias.
Cannabal - May 19, 2014, 7:09 pm
Oh, yeah, sure, if you start a war in the Middle East and happen to have ties to Halliburton, you're rolling in the godd'amn dough.
EmmaRoydes - May 19, 2014, 5:57 pm
it's good money though, much more than just beer money
Cannabal - May 19, 2014, 4:37 pm
The presidency is overrated, that's why it's gotten so bad.
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:57 pm
True. Miss the days when my Pepsi had real sugar. Wish our nation had a real President. Bad for our health.

DR. OBAMA - Like Dr. Kevorkian, But With None Of The Charm Or Compassion

RIGHT OVER THERE - Is An American That Still Has a Job.

IF YOU TALK THE TALK WALK THE WALK - !!! Earn the Right !!!

Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Democrat -

BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president?

TAGS: bruce campbell evil dead president
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:40 am
Renza - April 1, 2013, 2:18 pm
If he can take on the budget, politicians, and terrorists half as well as he deals with the undead and supernatural monsters, we'd be set.
Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 1:46 pm
Librals would never accept him and next thing you know there will be a ban on chainsaw hands, elvis and one liners.
Brawler - March 15, 2013, 12:04 pm
Shop smart, shop S-mart :)
Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:32 am
He'd do a better job than Bush for sure. And the gun nuts would love him running around yelling "this is my boomstick!"
Cannabal - March 14, 2013, 4:06 pm
Hail to the motherf***in' king!
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:34 pm
Only if you freshen him up a bit first.

WHY CAN'T HE JUST EAT WAFFLES? - Let Him Eat Waffles We'll Eat Cake

DEMOCRATS - They're Very Easy To Identify Even When They Don't Have Their Hands Out

TAGS: democrats suck
Rating: 3.84/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 17, 2017, 8:55 pm
Now this is more like it

SOMETHING - Obama has never been.

Obama The Elitist Hypocrite -

These Lives Matter -

Hillary Takes Ice Bucket Challenge -

TAGS: hillary als ice bucket challenge
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - September 21, 2014, 11:12 pm
Very good!

Obama Plans New Meeting With Putin -

Taxes? Resist Paying We Must! -

TAGS: al sharpton taxes resist we much msnbc tax evasion race baiting microphone pimp grievance industry national action network naacp obama democrats liberals
Rating: 4.8/5

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PeteofSanJose - December 31, 2014, 2:09 am
Why is this man not in jail serving time?

MICHELLE OBAMA SAYS - that breast feeding kids longer helps prevent obesity. I guess she has not seen the welfare queens shopping at WalMart (who have been sucking on the public tit called welfare for years)....

ouch -

The Sad State Of Modern Day Feminism -

If You Ever Feel Stupid... -


THEY HAVE A DREAM - That Men Will Be Judged By Their Content Of Color And Not By Their Lack Of Character


GREEK COLUMNS - Did you notice what his policies did for Greece?

HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.


REDS - Radical Educators Drilling Socialism


WE THE PEOPLE - NOT: We The Unions

TAGS: we the people unions suck
Rating: 4.05/5

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jaxx - September 24, 2012, 2:20 pm

SHOVEL READY - Jobs, Investments, Homes, Retirements, and Your Children's Future. BURIED BY OBAMA


JUST 60 MINUTES - Of Obama worshiping gibberish.


2016 - Chuck Norris for Prez

MISS ME YET? - Why would I miss a neo-con like George Bush?


FACE PALM - In over his paygrade Everybody sees it too


CHANGE - Into a truck

400,000 MORE UNEMPLOYED - Obama's response.

LIBERALS ARE LIKE VAMPIRES - They drain the lifeblood out of our country, job by job, day by day, entitlement by entitlement. Liberals suck too!!!


MITT ROMNEY - "I'm not concerned about the very poor."

DOUCHEBAG - Some people are beyond hope.

THE FIRST AMENDMENT - Freedom of Speech is one thing but it is entirely different when it crosses over & becomes Hate Speech that leads to incitement that causes death or destruction

TAGS: ameuca dreedom speech rights crime
Rating: 2.2/5

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WTFO - September 16, 2012, 11:58 pm
I don't disagree, but the barbaric practice needs to stop. Defending people doesn't stop at our borders. However, it is supported by shariah law & wide spread in muslims even in the West. http://publicpolicyalliance.org/?page_id=733
SethMythrax - September 16, 2012, 12:52 am
Female circumcision is cultural or tribal, it isnt a religious thing. It is practiced in eastern Africa, Middle East, Near East, Southeast Asia & isnt only a Muslim thing & some christian sects in these areas have done it too.....
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:18 am
BTW, the Amish are considered Christian extremists and they aren't hurting anyone. Nope. No buggy bombs reported yet. Ha
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:17 am
get more innocent people killed. See my thread 'where do you stand on these topics' and see the truth about this religion (especially the extreme factions of it).
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:16 am
perform female circumcisions so the women will not cheat. It isn't about the West telling them what to do, it's about standing up against brutality, violence and those who would kill anyone they don't agree with. The PC culture of relativism is going to
WTFO - September 16, 2012, 12:14 am
Violent Christian extremists violate the Christian faith. I agree that multiple-wives mormons mistreat women but that is a minority of the group. Muslims kill g**s, stone women who walk without a male in the family, marry children (young as 6), and
deerbag2 - September 15, 2012, 2:04 pm
Oh I hope not.
GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 11:11 am
He just has a stellar record for his treatment of women.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2012, 9:48 am

I don't know Bill personally....What do you think he would say Groucho?
GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 8:29 am
Ask Bill Clinton
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2012, 8:15 am

Christian extremists are violent, IMO Mormons mistreat women. There is a significant problem with most religions. Why is it right for the west to tell the east how to practice their beliefs.
SethMythrax - September 15, 2012, 7:05 am
If you need to ask, you will never know, enjoy your hate because I see no difference between them & those over here that act like they do with threats & their own hate.....
WTFO - September 15, 2012, 12:26 am
What I want is the political correct morons to see the truth. That there is a significant problem with this religion. The extremists are violent, the moderates mistreat women. How do you defend that?
WTFO - September 15, 2012, 12:25 am
Then tell me why they should be treated any different than anyone else? We tip-toe around muslims but allow them all the vile hate and violence they spew at Jews/Christians/women/g**s/etc.
SethMythrax - September 15, 2012, 12:07 am
all im saying is why provoke people knowing they will snap. Is it worth it?, I think not. You dont walk into a tiger cage with meat on you thinkin it wont attack, so why cause **** with them?, doesnt make sense seeing in the end you get nothing from it
WTFO - September 15, 2012, 12:05 am
How about we hold people accountable for their actions? Stop funding to countries that support violence and abuse of women and minorities. Stop excusing murder. There is no defense of these thugs, yet you are blaming the US for their violence. Just dumb.
WTFO - September 15, 2012, 12:02 am
Do you always blame the victim instead of the criminal? By your logic, a pretty woman is to blame if she gets ra**d.
WTFO - September 15, 2012, 12:01 am
So your position is to excuse murder and violence because someone said something offensive? Does that really make sense to you?
SethMythrax - September 14, 2012, 11:50 pm
You mess with tribal people who know nothing but war & violence, you get this when you provoke them. We know how they are so why push them to the limit & then say its their fault? We know better but some idiots have to always stir the pot & blame them
SethMythrax - September 14, 2012, 11:47 pm
Arn, I didnt know of this site back then otherwise I would have. Deerbag, seeing Christianity is 600 yrs older than Islam & Christianity came out of their barbaric dark ages only about 300 yrs ago, im thinkin Islam has 300 more years till they wake up to
deerbag2 - September 14, 2012, 8:51 pm
So in the end, more religions should go wild when insulted?
arnnatz - September 14, 2012, 12:32 am
I wonder if you made any posters similar to this poster when Westboro was disrupting the military funerals. Or did you just find that funny?
GrouchoMarxist - September 14, 2012, 12:19 am
Looks like islam gots some growing up to do...

Clinton/Abedin 2016 -



TAGS: obama sucks
Rating: 4.75/5

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LIFE IS TOUGH - suck it up

TAGS: suck it up
Rating: 4.58/5

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HAS IT COME TO THIS? - My Presidency SUCKS So Badly, I'm Pimping Rubbers For Rich Law Students?

FAMOUS WORDS COME TO MIND - "If 50 million people believe a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing." -- George Bernard Shaw or... "There's a sucker born every minute"- P. T. Barnum


HOW TO DESTROY AMERICA - its already underway people!

MARXISM - I can beleive in!

Liberal Lunacy Beyond Parody -

Donald Trump & Al Sharpton: Best Friends Forever -



AGAINST KILLING TERRORISTS - Supports Killing Fetuses.

NBC Hypocrisy -

ELECTION DAY 2012 - Takin' out the trash!

BAWNEY FWANK - cwiticizes Tim Geithners jet fwights. How about Nancy Pewosi's pawty pwane wif a dwink sewvice?

USE THE COMMENT SECTION - to fill in the blank.


HARRY REID INVENTED AIDS - I know this because a source told me so. I can't name him though. If any experts tell you that it's impossible it's only because he paid them to lie.

OBAMA - Deemed too Toxic to go anywhere near democrats seeking election. Budget voted down 544 to ZERO

Huckabee again?!? -


OBAMA AND GE - Creating Jobs in China

Public education -

TAGS: public education
Rating: 4/5

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PapaFox - April 20, 2013, 7:13 pm
You must have pretty lousy schools in your area.


INTEGRITY - I Have About This Much Maybe Less

WHEN OBAMA SUCKS OUT LOUD - Immediately Trash Palin and Attempt to Divert Attention

THE DOUCHE-SIDE OF THE FORCE - The douche is strong with this one.

AMERICANS - They will never stand in line for Socialist medicine--EVER!

UMMMMM - Yeah the poster pretty much says it all.

AUSTRALIA - USA. PER CAPITA GDP - Australia has a GDP p/c of 67k US$. the US has a GDP p/c of 49k US$. Australia has an extremely liberal government. so if liberals are the problem, why is australia doing so much better than the US?

RYAN USED SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS TO PAY FOR HIS EDUCATION - So maybe we should listen to Ryan and cut social programs... because if we could back in time and do this, there would be no Ryan today!

The Kardashian Endorsement -

TSUYOSHI NISHIOKA - Japan's latest nuclear meltdown.

Journalist Silenced by CNBC for exposing ObamaCare truth -

THE NEW CHEVY SOLYNDA - Will this be the same colossal failure as the Chevy Volt, which has sold less than 400 cars in a year?